Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Happiness, unless you are happy with yourself, what the fuck is it all for anyways, if you're not enjoying yourself!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
sex
anal sex
kissing
potions and lotions
MARIJUANA
Favorite Books:
Harry Potter series of course, Interview with the vampire series, Oryx and Crake
What I Like To Do For Fun:
anything, everything, and nothing
Favorite Songs:
I love all music except I can't get into country. I like the old country that is really twangy like Conway Twitty
Favorite Movies:
Gentlemen prefer blondes
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I may or may not have smuggled a snake from Brazil to the U.S
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Guyana
Hobbies:
sex, sex, and more sex
horse back riding
swimming
snowboarding
boating
Talents:
I only do things I am good at so I am good at everything I do, but I am a really good homemaker.
Perfect Mate:
Somebody who is easy going, not judgmental, and doesn't take themselves too seriously.
Perfect Date:
I don't know, probably a beach picnic and surf lessons.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn offs are insecurities that show, manners in the bedroom, no manners outside of the bedroom.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am super fun, and non judgmental. Pretty girls often feel better then people and are stuck up because of how pretty they are. With me you get the whole package, I am smart, funny, well educated, and quick witted! Can you keep up