Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To LAUGH!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Books, Art, Music, Wine, Cheese and Chocolate.
Favorite Books:
Position of the Day, 69 sex positions, Kama Sutra.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Read, go to the gym, take classes.
Favorite Songs:
Anything with a slide whistle.
Favorite Movies:
Gentlemen Broncos, Napoleon Dynamite, Tiger King.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
This!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
On Saturday Night Live
Hobbies:
Bouldering, mayonaise manufacturing, popsicle eating.
Talents:
Headstands, making bad art, making you laugh.
Perfect Mate:
YOU! Duh! What is this a trick question?
Perfect Date:
Camming the night away with a case of wine - Malbec
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons - Nice funny guys with BIG wallets, LOL.
Turn offs - Don't be a douche bag and give me douche chills.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm the funniest person I know. LOL I'm nice and I like to meet new people..