Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Life is what you make it out to be. If you sit around and do nothing that is what life gives back to you.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
my sense of humor, people that are stupid that i can make fun of, newspapers, the internet and money
Favorite Books:
Murder Machine, Ball Four
What I Like To Do For Fun:
hang with people, strangers and friends alike
Favorite Songs:
listen to everything except classical
Favorite Movies:
Clerks (both of them), Harold & Kumar go to White Castle, Slapshot, Waiting. anyting funny
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Done a ton of crazy shit but nothing that would hurt anybody. I just love having fun and being the life of the party.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
on a plane to anywhere
Hobbies:
no time for hobbies
Talents:
can tie a cherry stem into a knot in my mouth. For women only...NO HOMO!!!
Perfect Date:
There is none.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Ons- Eyes and Hair
Offs- Blondes
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm funny as hell