Interests & Hobbies
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I did a provocative squat in front of Taylor Swift as part of a mating ritual and she appeared to be obviously excited by my dance. Unfortunately, while transitioning from the provocative squat to a standing one handed testicle caresser, I shit myself and destroyed my opportunity to pork the Queen of Pop.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I have 4 testicles. They recently recorded their first album and it has received substantial air play on college radio stations in Philadelphia, New Jersey, Libya, France, and Haiti.