Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Getting out of your comfort zone and making friends along the way.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My Spotify subscription.
My decks.
Sour sweets.
Introspective conversation.
A Proper Cup of Tea - I'm British, ha.
Probably the stuff that maintains all those good good homeostatic processes too. Food, water, the like.
Favorite Books:
Boy Parts - Eliza Clark
For Esme, With Love and Squalor - J.D. Salinger
House of Leaves - Mark Z. Danielewski
Trainspotting - Irvine Welsh
The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Solve puzzles. Make porn. Get my hands on mad sex toys.
Favorite Songs:
Unknown Mortal Orchestra, Zola Jesus, Caroline Polachek, Overmono, Bicep, TSHA, Aphex Twin, Burial. Lofi and game soundtrack tunes to chill. I genuinely like most things and I could yak about tunes forever.
Favorite Movies:
Pretty much anything on the A24 roster.
Big Studio Ghibli fan as a comfort watch.
Even bigger Horror fan - all across the spectrum, but my favourite classics The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Halloween.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Sexually? Threesome on a double decker bus (thanks, pornography!). Non sexually? Probably eating (way too many) m-shrooms for the first time at a Massive Attack gig.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
The roof of a tower block banging out tunes.
Hobbies:
Making my own music, little crafts, DJing. Fingerblasting myself to oblivion. Playing video games (including Oblivion, funnily enough). Clocking netflix on a speedrun.
Talents:
Singing. Having an unlimited source of good craic. Picking people up when they're down.
Perfect Date:
Roadtrip!!
Turn Ons/Offs:
I like sensuality, someone who can make me laugh, maybe a guy who is a little submissive that can find the clit.
Selfish and rude people turn me off.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
How many geordies do you know? Make it one more, lad.