Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
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Favorite Books:
I only snore because my balls fall in front of my asshole when I sleep, creating a vacuum. If you hold my balls all night the snoring will stop
Favorite Songs:
life is like a penis, its short, it hangs out, its simple, and than a women makes it hard
Favorite Movies:
why wear witch's no panties?
for the better grip
Hobbies:
whats the diffrent between a butthole and a fridge? the fridge doesnt fart when you pull the meat out!
Talents:
if a women sleeps with 10 guys, she's considered a slut, but when a guy does it, he's gay definitly gaaaay
Perfect Mate:
In the next life I will be a cat. Life as a cat is easier. You even have private slaves who clean your poop and feed you daily
Turn Ons/Offs:
If I had known that you were a virgin, I would have slowed down! If you had slowed down, I would have taken the pantyhose off before