Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Don't be a dick.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Sex, pot, food, water, oxygen
Favorite Books:
Cloud Atlas, Cunt, The Phantom Tollboth, For Her Own Good, Fun Home, Paper Towns (yes, I hate the movie), Female Chauvinist Pigs, Sex for One
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Contemplate the universe
Smoke weed
Lose myself in good television (can I still call it that when I watch it all on my computer?)
Listen to informative podcasts like On the Media, Decode DC, and Death, Sex, & Money
Favorite Songs:
Grizzly Bear, Pink Floyd, Wax Tailor (unaccompanied), The Bird and the Bee, Yeasayer, Passion Pit, David Byrne & St. Vincent, Meshell Ndegeocello, Santigold, Zero 7
Favorite Movies:
The Lego Movie, Moonrise Kingdom, L.A. Story, Cloud Atlas, The Artist, Rango, Teeth, Frida, The Road to El Dorado
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be in a crazy impossible utopia where no one craved power and everyone knew empathy. All humanity is literally equal, not just the PC bullshit seen and accepted everywhere today. Murder and rape are unheard of there, for why would we want to belittle our fellow being?
Turn Ons/Offs:
I'm not too picky about my men (or women). So here are just a few turn off's so you know what not to do:
-Typing like a teenage girl sending a text message
-Intolerance
-Being an asshole (duh, and you know when you're doing this so don't act surprised when I call you out)
-Making more than, say, three succinct requests without tipping
-Sitting in my room with a pocketful of tokens without tipping
Some of these offenses are banishment material, but I reserve the right to make up my own mind on a case to case basis. It really depends on the frequency of the act, the person doing it, and how fervently.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'll make you think... sometimes.