Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
"It doesn't happen all at once," said the Skin Horse. "You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand."
Margery Williams - The Velveteen Rabbit
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My laptop (duh), fancy tooth paste, contents of my lingerie drawer, metro pass, cat food (I don't want them to eat my face when I am asleep).
Favorite Books:
I love Fantasy, especially Terry Pratchett. I recently read Zombie War Z and was deeply impressed. Boris Akunin and Agatha Christie are my favourite crime authors. When I want trashy girly entertainment the Dead End Dating novels or Stephanie Plum do it for me. Playing the Whore is my favourite non-fiction book.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Masturbating. That counts, right?
Favorite Songs:
A lot of blues, some rock, a lot of singer songwriter stuff, a tiny bit of electro. Love oldschool stuff in general.
Favorite Movies:
Trainspotting. Lost in Translation. Limits of Control. Only Lovers Left Alive. Adam's Apples. The Art of Negative Thinking. Kontrol. Bonnie and Clyde. Hard Candy. Garden State.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Racing across pretty wild Swedish country side on the back of a Connemara mare who doesn't abide speed limits. I could have broken my neck. I probably was destined to do so but evil prevails.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Shopping in London or in a little hut somewhere in Scandinavia with an endless supply of books.
Hobbies:
Hah. Honestly? Surfing the internet. Yoga. Petting my cats in the manner of all evil villains everywhere. Trying out new recipes. Watching crappy shows while hanging out with my friends on my tiny couch, sipping wine. Going to weird little bars. Sometimes dancing.
Talents:
Definitely not singing. I am good at doing sums in my head, reading things upside down, swearing imaginatively, doing makeup, picking outfits for people, listening, baking addictive cookies or special brownies. Shame I always get high on my own supply, otherwise I might make a business out of it.
Perfect Mate:
Smart, dark sense of humour, self-aware, feminist ally, not too tall, better than me at strategy games (preparation for taking over the world).
Perfect Date:
Ordering pizza and watching something, sitting on a rooftop at sunset with a bottle of wine, going to the museum or planetarium.
Turn Ons/Offs:
On: feminism, open-mindedness, chest hair, laughing at my disgusting that's what she said jokes.
Off: racism, sexism, homophobia, being cheap or small-minded, shaved pubic hair.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
You want to hear disgusting jokes out of a pretty mouth, you like a good booty jiggle, or you just need someone to give all your money to.
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