Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Favorite Books:
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Anything by the oatmeal
Biographies (current faves; Jim Morrison and Marilyn Manson)
LOVE LOVE LOVE manga, total manga nerd here~
Favorites; Love Hina, Death Note Chobits, ect...
Favorite Songs:
I really love pretty much anything classic rock
Acid rock
Progressive rock
Oh god tool forever
some dubstep
some house and electro
Favorite Movies:
Oh man...
Doors movie
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Edward Scissor hands
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (bonus points if you know what I'm talking about)
Clerks 1 & 2
Martyrs
Across the Universe
THE CRANK MOVIES
Harold and Kumar movies
I spit on your grave
Trainspotting
Anything with zombies really
Lesbian vampire killers xD
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
You can't handle it ;)
Hobbies:
Watching movies
Video games
Cooking
Loving my wife oh so sensually
dry humping (really, we're weird)
Drinking large quantities of beer
ADVENTURES
Talents:
My tongue
Seriously
My tongue is a talent
And iunno
I'm pretty flexible
I can also drink like a man! :D
Perfect Mate:
A squeezable butt and a nice set of tits
;3
Someone that loves my awkwardness and matches me
And loooves food
aka my wife is my world
Turn Ons/Offs:
Biting
being naked
neck kisses
butt slaps
being watched
Being tied up
Being submissive but also being dominant
Turn offs
Don't be a dick to me, that gets no one anywhere
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
My wife and I are super rad to talk to, we're really nice and we like all kinds of weird stuff (and video games and movies and and and...)
But with that being said we tolerate no bullshit or rudeness in our room.
We're very friendly and try to give everyone a voice, but if you are derogatory to anyone in chat or to us you will be banned for good
If you make obscene requests (we do cater to special fetishes, just message us and we can discuss a price) and/or ask us to preform in public chat for free, you will be banned
This is a job to us, please be respectful of that
We are aware what we look like, we love the way we are.
There's no point in telling us you don't like the way we are, there's more than enough models on the site, I'm sure you'll find exactly what you're looking for. Don't waste your time (or our time), we'll simply ban you and that's that.