Chuyaa
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Treat me well and I'll be ur never-ending-bottle-of-champagne
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About Me
Username:
Chuyaa
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Ample
Ethnicity:
Various
Hair:
Grey
Eyes:
Hazel
Height:
16 centimeters
Age:
33
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Never
Marital Status:
Divorced
School:
Ars Long, Vita Brevis!
Favorite Food:
Sushi or tenderloin/my homemade bearnaise/iceed Grolsh
Pets:
My terrapin Mira - RIP
Automobile:
Jeep WJ (to get up to my house)
About Me:
Some of you loves me and some of you don't! ,,,
but if u really regard urself as my friend (here on MFC or IRL) u accept me for who and what I am ,,,
and that very thought makes me smile, because I know we both get that happy, smiling chill -- inside and out -- when we think about each other ,,,
I still stand by what I told XNATALYX - my best friend, soul mate, lover and love - "Love is the ability to recreate the experience!" (Chuyaman, 7th Dec 2011)
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Meaning of Life:
There are many ways to live our lives, but here are some quotes I like to follow: ,,,
"Ars Long, Vita Brevis" (u figure out what it means urself) ,,,
"there is no beauty that doesn't have some strangeness to its proportions" (hell, this was NOT Edgar Allan Poe's quote, but Francis Bacon, 1561-1626) ,,,
"everything isn't as it appears" (unknown, maybe myself) ,,,
"the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil, is for good men to do nothing" (Edmund Burke, 1729-97)
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Drink, food, sex, appetite and money ******* My drink is the clean air and my clear eyes (best found overlooking Peer Gynt's endless and peaceful kingdom) ,,, My food is my family (JA) ,,, My sex is to explore the joy of a perfect woman whenever she lets me into her inner world of pleasures, comfort and mutuality (hello there Natasha, Ancuta, Yulita, Kira, Karina, ur all invited :) ,,, My appetite is to make that perfect handmade dovetail joint ,,, And my money is to make everybody around me content and happy.
Favorite Books:
Scientific stuff for my work (too much some would say)
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Sail my ridiculously-slow-and-way-old-plastic-fantastic-fart-of-a-dingy-sailboat on a warm sunny day up Oslofjord with a steady aft breeze ,,,
On the bucket list before u die you should try wild wet sex on the COCKpit floor of a rolling and bumping sailboat :)
Favorite Songs:
Stevie Ray Vaughan (aka SRV - RIP man) ,,,
EmcSquared/Cheris (she used to perform here on MFC, but one day she just vanished,,, her 'Under Your Skin' and 'Bad Bad Girl' still gives me the shivers) ,,,
Jah Khalib - excellent ,,,
and ofc there are more, like this Norwegian hotness:
Favorite Movies:
Netflix: Spanish dramas like 'Vis a Vis' and 'La del papel' (check out Tokio and Nairobi twerking
Movies: most directed by The Clint, S.Leone and Tarantino, 'La double vie de Veronique' (music by Preisner) , 'Deer Hunter' , 'Nine Lives', 'Girls Interrupted' ,,,
I would also love to see 'Le Coucher de la Marie' (1896, Fr.) (aka 'Bedtime for the Bride') in which Louise Willy performed the world first recorded on-screen strip tease during a bathing scene ,,,
and there are more like this Vimeo video (fuck YT and American double morality):
http://vimeo.com/susannesundfor/thesiliconeveil ,,,
PS and just for the record, except the sexy comedy 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona', I truly dislike absolutely everything-associated-with-Woody Allen
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
When I was 14 I sailed as a deckhand on a schooner from Stockholm to Gothenburg. In high seas east of Gothland I beat the shit out of the ship's bully who was twice my size. I then became the smallest King of the forecastle deck ,,,
Later, on shore leave in Copenhagen, some of us innocent brats stumbled upon the Red Light District and in a sleezy peep show booth I saw a husky doing a blonde - a real doggy show. I never forget that introduction to that crazy part of 'adulthood'.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
On my secret beach on the Windward side of Dominica ,,,
,,, or maybe on a journey on the Chuisky Tract (Chuya Road) in the Altai Mountains of Mother Russia
Hobbies:
Woodworking, sailing (especially classic yachts), skiing, home renovation, gardening, hiking, fishing, football, biking, swimming, and more.
Talents:
Perfect Mate:
You must be honest & natural, tender & raw, water & fire, yin & yang, sun & moon, 2H & O ,,,
or as one perv said, "Guys like to look at beautiful women, but they much rather hang out with a cool chick"
Perfect Date:
Anywhere with 'you-know-who-you-are-to-me' ,,, especially if we end the date in a spoon while ur melcryptovestimentaphilia lingerie is spread all over the floor ....
Turn Ons/Offs:
On's: HONESTY, femininity, sensuality, seductiveness, politeness, curiosity ,,,
Off's: DISHONESTY, enforced feminism, glamour girls (like if u have 110 pairs of high heels and no sneakers), girls who demands a ridiculous high (or any) amount of tks for being on their friend-list are just pathetic.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
"Now, let the astronomers and audience get ready to see the dark side of the moon. And there's ur-anus!"
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Hey man!!! where do u go??? Happy birthday Vikingo. Hugs, kisses and cookies 
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always be my sweety!!!!
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happy new year my sweet eirik. luv u. your jesy xxx
LadyLucifer
looling forward for...mmm..!!!my lovely as hell...& gentleman as heaven...horny man!!!muahh **
oprettygirlo
yummy sexy friend kisses baby ty for be so sweet and gentlemen with me muak =)