Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Corgis
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
5. The Smell of a fire burning, fresh cut grass, and an Oregon spring.
4. The ability to cook as amazing food as i do.
3. sucking dick, anal play, and vibrators
2. Runners High
1. My puppy Graves
Favorite Books:
Fear and Loathing, Anything by Better Crocker, Favorite non-pornographic magazine to fap to? Good Housekeeping, Through the Looking Glass, Mine as well admit 50 shades of gray, To Kill A Mockingbord, The Scarlet Letter, Anything by Homer and Poe, Stephen King, Ann Rule, and Chuck Palahniuk.
Favorite Songs:
I truthfully love it all...But let me break it down like this:
R. Kelly, Good Old War, Pink Floyd, The Grateful Dead, T.I., Bassnectar, Taking Back Sunday, The Used, Kenny Chesney, Garth Brooks, Blake Shelton and of course Miranda, I like watching horrible singing competitions like American Idol and The X-factor, 2pac, Ryan Adams, The Verve Pipe, Good Charlotte and Mest,.....
Favorite Movies:
Green Street Hooligans , Horns, Perfume, The Mighty Ducks Series, The Man in the Moon, Anything with Vince Vaughn, Sandra Bullock, Alyssa Milano, Seth Rogen, William H. Macy, and Sean Connery. All Cheerleaders Die, Step Brothers, Kids and anything by Larry Clark.Oh and who doesnt love Kevin Smith and everything he does.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Hmmm...I'd love to be in Colorado, Alaska, Europe or South Africa.
Hobbies:
Efukt and Brazzers dot com, Pornhub, Cooking, Writing, i like Horseback riding, forward or reverse. Music Festivals, Photography...I don't know but if you really wanna know just ask.
Talents:
"Peeing on the floor of the Penthouse Penthouse"
Perfect Mate:
I've already found him. His name is Graves, he's 2 1/2 years young and a corgi/blue heeler mix. He is and will always be the love of my life.
Perfect Date:
Getting taken to one of those super fancy places where they make the food in front of you....I think its called....Subway. Okay, okay jokes aside...A day spent being spontaneous on the mountain or at the beach with adventures and food and kisses and MUD!!! I love Mud....4 wheelin would win my heart. Then end with a fire, and beers, and who knows what else ;)
Turn Ons/Offs:
Ons: neck biting and kisses, massages, hard nipples, humor, intelligence, and height
Offs: Arrogance, hate, and no imagination
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I mean really is there a reason not to?