Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Oxygen, Food, Water, Sleep, and Money.
Perfect Date:
You would pick me up from my house, I'd be wearing a cute dress. You'd say something clever like, "wow, that's a cute dress." Cut scene. Now we are in the parking lot of a steakhouse hotboxing your car. "Yo, let's go in, I think it's almost time for our reservation:)" I suggest. Inside the restaurant, people turn their heads to look at us. Is it because I'm super cute? Or maybe is it because we just hotboxed a car? It's hard to read people when I'm stoned. We both eat fat steaks, along with some badass seasonal sidedishes. Dinner is great, you keep laughing at me because I'm making a huge mess. The bill comes, we fight eachother to try to pay. A stale mate; I sneakily slip the checkbook from your grip and shove my money into it. You act pissed but are secretly kinda pleased at the same time. You drive me back to my place and then we definitely do not proceed to have a lot of s e x in lots of different positions and pieces of furniture, because I would never participate in such a heinous and sinful act.