CuntJerkula
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Profile Headline:
Transylvania Twist
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About Me
Username:
CuntJerkula
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Athletic
Ethnicity:
Other
Hair:
Black
Eyes:
Variable
Weight:
180 pounds
Height:
74 inches
Age:
120
City:
Transylvania
Country:
Romania
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Experimented
Occupation/Major:
Blood Bank / Bloodwork/Pussy Philanthropy
School:
Transylvania Tech / Masters Of Mortician/Doctorate (PhD) In Hypnosis
Favorite Food:
Blood and pussy; but not a bloody pussy
Pets:
Bats, Wolves, and Spiders
Automobile:
Do not need one
About Me:
'I have walked this earth for thousands of years. Your CUM gives me eternal life. Join me in MFC ...waaah haaa haaa haaa haaa' !
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Eternity.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Blood, magic, pussy, crypt, the night.
Favorite Books:
Spells, Day In The Life Of Demons, and Rachel Ray's Cook Book.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Turn into a bat, fuck with the Warewolf by howling when there is no moon, steal Frakenstien's right shoe and watch him walk in circles (dumb bastard) and making an MFC nymph go ohh god, ohh god, ohh god, as if there is one.
Favorite Songs:
Mid evil music with deminished themes, 666 The Number of The Beast, anything Ozzy.
Favorite Movies:
Dracula, Fright Night, and Biography of Vlad The Impaler.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Stayed out till dawn. Ouch !
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would be in my coffin.
Hobbies:
Sucking blood types A,B, and O type negitive...oh, and making you CUM !
Talents:
Vanishing into thin air, licking and diddling sweet pussy.
Perfect Mate:
Highly sexually charged females; such as MFC nymps.
Perfect Date:
Sex ending with a 'bite' to eat.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Blood, cum, pussy, and titties / SUN and the crucifix I do not like.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Sex, followed by a little blood and CUM donation. To be under my spell and control.
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xMissBrandyx
Thank you for giving me a little hope in humanity again, such a kind gesture and the best part, you didn't want anything in return, much appreciated 
A7Cute
You are fucking awesome! Thank you for making me smile today! I gave you 5 stars! You are a bad ass mother fucker! Thank you!
Malunaa
You so funny~
Mika__
ZoeyBear
for sure the ultimate best profile i have read. brought joy to my life