Curvyasfuck
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Profile Headline:
My room is open to everyone. Just don't be a Dick!!
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About Me
Username:
Curvyasfuck
CamScore:
560
Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Ample
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Brown
Weight:
185 pounds
Height:
67 inches
Age:
50
City:
Florida
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Bisexual
Smoke:
Light
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Never
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Potty Mouth, Slutty Soccer Mom and Unapologetic Bitch!
Favorite Food:
Anything covered in Cheese
Pets:
I'm a slutty Cat lady
Automobile:
My Nissan...I heart her.
About Me:
****40 Tokens for a peek at my feet****
****50 Tokens for Friend Add and unlimited PM's even when I'm not on cam****
****60 tokens for Titty Flash****
****80 Tokens for Ass****
****90 Tokens for Pussy Flash****
****333 Tokens for my Slutty Swinger Snap Chat****
****444 for all 35 of my Slutty Vids****
****555 Tokens to send me naughty KIK messages****
****888 Tokens for my Phone Number. Text me 24/7
****2222 Tokens to Stop everything and Cum for You****
Tags:
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My Schedule
Sunday
(drop in to find out!)
Monday
I'm
Always
online from
10:00 am
until
5:00 pm
Tuesday
I'm
Always
online from
10:00 am
until
5:00 pm
Wednesday
I'm
Always
online from
10:00 am
until
5:00 pm
Thursday
I'm
Always
online from
9:00 am
until
8:00 pm
Friday
I'm
Usually
online from
9:00 am
until
5:00 pm
Saturday
(drop in to find out!)
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To search every corner of the world that my wallet will allow me to go in search of my happy. I no longer do things to please other people. Don't do ANYTHING unless it brings YOU joy.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1) My phone
2) My Kindle
3) Internet access
4) My body pillow
5) My friends
Favorite Books:
I love my Kindle and I try to read a book a day. Anything smutty and slutty and that I can easily get lost in makes me super happy.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
1)Make out with soccer moms.
2) Speak my mind and tell people how I really feel.
3) Blog, podcast, and talk about all things swinging, adult travel and the lifestyle. Ask me how you can find me and my show on the interwebs.
Favorite Songs:
Anything I can shake my ass to.
Favorite Movies:
I hardly ever get to watch movies anymore. Being a grown up is stupid.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
1) I'm a swinger, so I have sex with other people's spouses (although to be fair everyone is consenting and stuff)
2) I'm camming which is pretty bad ass when you think about it because DUH..I'm in my 40's and on the PTA.
3) Ask me the next time you're in my room and I will be sure to give you all the juice details.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
1)My first choice will always be Hedonism II in Jamaica because it's fucking magic.
2) A crowded dance floor rubbing against all the sexy sweaty bodies.
3) Eating pizza
Hobbies:
Talking shit and eating potato chips. Not necessarily in that order.
People watching and silently judging you.
Sex with strangers while someone's husband watches.
Talents:
Keeping it real, even if the truth hurts you.
Perfect Mate:
The only person you should think is perfect is yourself.
And the guy who invented Oreos.
He's pretty fucking rad too.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Don't lie to me, disrespect me or think just because I have tits and a pussy that I am somehow LESS THAN you. Follow these simple rules, and we will be friends forever.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
1)I'm real. I won't dick you around and once I'm your friend...I'm you're friend for life.
2) I have great boobs..duh!
3) I have all of my teeth.
4) If you're hanging with me, you're laughing and having the best time ever.
5) Did I mention my boobs?
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Dig76
Beautiful woman
boobsfan84
Sexy lady and good fun. Dirty private lovely
redlighting1
Cum back
Andrewsnowman
Best body on here
JoefromAZ
Welcome to the Community!
sbfl64
hey nice talking with you,like your style! be safe mama
spynavy
hard to believe she is 46...I'm in FL too...what I wouldn't give to wake up and find her lying naked next to me with her legs spread in my bed in the morning...waiting for me to shove my stiff well lubricated cock up her fucking ass to the balls and watch those lovely titties flop and listen to her scream....fuckity....fuck...fuck...fuck!
shamki69
You are gorgeous
Silk_Hands
don't leave... 
I've got abandonment issues :p
I've got abandonment issues :p
crazymtnman
Very down to earth woman who is honest, and her hubby allows her to do this on MFC!!! Kudos curvy's hubby as you rock!!
cockedandloaded
such a fairy fuck doll!!
Aghr2006
Awesome gal! Great sense of humor, and very sexy! Glad I stopped in
yucum1st
pleasure meeting you...best of luck!
lovefunNYC
The Best Woman to get to know and hang out with. Great personality and curves for days!!! hope to talk to you often
Ed1960
Welcome to MFC and good luck, I am glad to see you here and will visit you regularly