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well sure I like a few showgirls!
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About Me
Username:
DSfanboy
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Athletic
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Brown
Weight:
165 pounds
Height:
73 inches
Age:
60
City:
Munchkinland!
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Drink:
Non Drinker
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
part time domestic goddess lover
School:
yes and lots
Favorite Food:
many
Pets:
yes
Automobile:
old
About Me:
you like my warped realities or you dont, I'm pretty consistently 'just me' for a long time now, like it or not isnt a concern, I'm not about any kind of popularity contest.
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
we were brought here to learn and develop as induviduals, to care for and help others along the way (doesnt mean doormat either!), but its been overrun by a 'shit-sandwich' consumerist philosophy, 'the more bread you got the less shit you gotta eat'. that has also been mixed in with 'the dogs philosophy', 'if you cant eat it or fuck it, piss on it'.. I'm not a dog and I dont like shit-sandwiches either, because those kinds of attitudes DO make life pretty meaningless and inhuman, by design. some just dont get it.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
air, food, water, shelter, clothing? come on now this question seems just a bit silly to bother with, I'm sure some people say iPod computer dishwasher footsex and Jesus.. I'm not gonna judge or decide who might be confused here.
Favorite Books:
Piers Anthony, Frank Herbert, and others..
What I Like To Do For Fun:
poke fun at idiotic redundancy maybe? I'd kinda figger this was pretty well covered with hobbies talents perfect-mate turn-ons-turn-offs perfect-date meaning of life and definitions of crazy.. who's writing these questions anyway? maybe we oughtta host an award ceremony for em so we can all laugh at their acceptance speech when they're on the podium distracted with trying to picture all of us in our underwear attempting to talk straight? come on now, doesnt that sound like a really good time?
Favorite Songs:
it started with old Black Sabbath telling us about some serious BS.. I like good metal that provokes real thought, but theres times for stuff like 'the Trashmen' 'surfin bird' too if you can grasp such a deep sociopolitical statement!
Favorite Movies:
scifi, horror, dystopic, action, comedy, anime, fond of Kubrick, Planet of the Apes has more truth in it than many realize too and WHY are they steering towards 'Logans Run' and 'Demolition Man' ?
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
which week month or year are we talking about? what brand of crazy? as crazy as I can be sometimes who am I to judge what kind of behavior really qualifies as such? would spouting blasphemies while thanking Jehova's Witnesses for bringing me something to READ and asking all about their church and all their WOMEN in one place so theyed never knock on my door again 'crazy'? it sure was funny to me! I can guarantee they dont want some long-haired fun-loving smartazz stealing and corrupting their little stepford wives, and they're so square theyed never suspect it was ALL just an act to prevent them EVER wanting to invade my space again.. I'm sure THEY thought I was crazy. I doubt its the 'craziest' thing I've ever done, sex in the woods ignoring poison oak and mosquitos might qualify as crazy too.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
right in the middle of the early industrial revolution might have been a fun place to play. hell, I might have even been accredited!
Hobbies:
I've had and have many, more recently it's about all skills combined for boatbuilding which can be as simple or complicated as I want.
Talents:
there isnt much I cant do already but I might be good at brain surgery with a salad fork while playing chopsticks on a piano with my toes if I can find a volunteer bb..
Perfect Mate:
a tomboy who isnt afraid of power tools or getting her hands dirty in the shop, would be a good tidbit of perfection.. someone who knows how to PLAY, not confined to being an 'addled-adult'. are you paying attention or pain-n-tension?
Perfect Date:
I like physical stuff! from rollercoasters to surfing to snow sledding to mountain biking to being dragged around by a boat on a toob or kneeboard are MY idea's of a good fun day. doesnt mean I dont enjoy a good movie or a nice dinner someplace too sometimes, but a girly-girly-girl isnt likely to want to share in the big fun days, so some wildness IS like a requirement!
Turn Ons/Offs:
turn ons: uncontrollable expressions of pleasure aka gigglegasms! you KNOW someone is doing something right when..
turn offs: psychopathic self absorbed deviate control freak authoritarian disciplinarians who are out of control of themselves. need an example? Southpark's Cartman charachter sums it up fairly well. dumb nagging whining demanding is a definite turnoff, a 'smart bitch' gets your attention, speaks her mind clearly once or twice then accepts-rejects how its recieved.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
good times and humorous thought provoking psychobabble if you can put up keep up or handle it. I'm not particularly judgemental evil or vindictive and unlike a lot of folks, I dont have a need to bash others to feel better about myself. doesnt mean I cant be a little BITCH sometimes, especially when it involves some silly-semantics for effect, this world IS a stage too afterall, so what kind of role do YOU care to be remembered for?
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Rated and admired... lol ;-)