Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Beginnings are scary, endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My crystal collection, chapstick, my Lelo vibrators, and my shark slippers!
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Life changing bubble baths, nature walks in the forest, long naked swims in the ocean (California girl here, can ya tell?), the occasional bong 420 bong toke, binge watching Impractical Jokers
Favorite Songs:
i love anything that can shake my ass to! the kind of music that I listen to relies heavily on my mood at the time. I rotate between indie electronic to alternative rock to 90s rap and r&b (or pretty much anything 90s) to reggae. I'm a Fleetwood fanatic, mainly because Stevie Nicks is my idol! My most favorite genre of music is electronic. If you'd like for me to be more specific, just ask in my chat room
Favorite Movies:
i love a movie that can make me laugh till I cry! Horror movies scare me and make me cringe, which I kind of love! I recently just discovered my love for anime My all time favorite movies are: pulp fiction, john wick, fight club, mean girls, the craft, most will ferrell movies, where dreams may come, thats kinda just scratching the surface...
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
All the crazy music festivals! Partying topless in the middle of the desert with hundreds of strangers dancing with fire!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
in the middle of a hot sweaty dance floor, pressed up between strangers, dancing my heart out
Hobbies:
I'm a full time Office Manager during the week so I dont have much time to enjoy the finer things in life unfortunately. Streaming on MFC is one of them! I also love watching Netflix and being a complete lazy fuck. When I force myself to be a part of society, you can find me at music festivals. Music is a big hobby of mine. It's what I spend most of my paycheck on besides bills.
Talents:
noticing when people get haircuts/change their hairstyle, initiating awkward silences, correcting other people's grammatical errors, reading my dogs mind, cheese
oh, and making others laugh. even if it's at my own expense.
Perfect Mate:
i'm a hopeless romantic that just lost hope as of recently. next section please.
Perfect Date:
I dislike this section. Nothing is perfect. When you have an expectation of something or event to be perfection, you will get let down 99.9% of the time. I am learning to live life with no expectations....
in a fairy-tale world, my perfect date would be one with lots of laughter, conversing, good food that we would share, and finishing the night off with some good ole' fashioned anal porn.
Turn Ons/Offs:
ON: *knowing the proper use of there, their, and they're* *reliable source of transportation* *hygiene game on point* *good sense of humor* *fast cars and loud trucks* *must be as tall or taller than me* *smells* *nerds*
OFF: *ebonics* *sensitive men who cry more than me* *not much turns me off* *socks in bed* *bad breath* *hates animals*
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Genuine conversation, a friendly warm smile, and I have nice tits. Get on my friends list so we can chat and get to know more!!