Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
"To crush your enemies -- See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women." - Conan the Barbarian
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Air, Water, Food, Gravity, Sun
Favorite Books:
The Choose Your Own Adventure series
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Take long old people scooter rides along the beach. (I'm 700 lbs - I can't walk)
Dinners. Yes, multiple. (Did I mention I'm 700 lbs?)
Belly rubs.
Favorite Movies:
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Climbing The Vampire on Tahquitz Rock
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be back home in Uranus...
I miss Uranus.
Perfect Mate:
Alive, preferably breathing without the aid of a machine.
Perfect Date:
In the US - January 23, 2045 (1/23/45) and December 3, 2045 (12/3/45)
Turn Ons/Offs:
Light switches, TVs, Car stereos. Sometimes I even turn on my computer and leave it on for days before I turn it off again.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
N/A