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Profile Headline: I'm a big meanie... #YFBT
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Username: Dat_AX_Doe
Gender: Male
Body Type: Ample
Ethnicity: Other
Hair: Black
Eyes: Black
Weight: 700 pounds
Height: 48 inches
City: Uranus
Sexual Preference: Straight
Smoke: Heavy
Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Heavy User
Occupation/Major: Unemployed / Wellfare Check Collector
School: Uneducated
Favorite Food: I've never found a food I didn't like.
Automobile: 1976 Gremlin
About Me: I'm dying from a broken heart. I have MRI scans to prove it.
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Meaning of Life: "To crush your enemies -- See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women." - Conan the Barbarian
Five Things I Can't Live Without: Air, Water, Food, Gravity, Sun
Favorite Books: The Choose Your Own Adventure series
What I Like To Do For Fun: Take long old people scooter rides along the beach. (I'm 700 lbs - I can't walk) Dinners. Yes, multiple. (Did I mention I'm 700 lbs?) Belly rubs. (There's a lot of belly to rub. Buddha has NOTHING on me.)
Favorite Movies: Star Wars 1. Jar Jar Binks totally made that movie.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: Lead climbing underneath a rock protrusion that had no hand holds except for a huge crack down the middle. I just stuck my hand in the crack and made a fist hoping my fist would be big enough to get stuck in the crack.... I was dangling 900 feet above ground with birds flying below me. (This was all before I gained 550 lbs, that would have been REALLY crazy if I was already at 700!)
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: I'd be back home in Uranus... I miss Uranus.
Perfect Mate: Alive, preferably breathing without the aid of a machine.
Perfect Date: In the US - January 23, 2045 (1/23/45) and December 3, 2045 (12/3/45)
Turn Ons/Offs: Light switches, TVs, Car stereos. Sometimes I even turn on my computer and leave it on for days before I turn it off again.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: N/A
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