DeADbEaTiPpeR
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Profile Headline:
Dramastically
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About Me
Username:
DeADbEaTiPpeR
Gender:
Male
Weight:
719 pounds
Height:
42 inches
Age:
102
Country:
Kiribati
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Exotic male dancer
School:
Kindergarten graduate
Favorite Food:
Pussy sundae w/ choco syrup, whip cream, nuts (mine) and cherry (yours)
Automobile:
Kuwara BMX
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Favorite Models:
Kaileah
KoLie_Cakes
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To appreciate the simple things from the air we breath to the water we drink, the food we eat to the sun we feel, from the world we see to the love we make.
Favorite Books:
The 4 Agreements
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Make fun of you.
Favorite Songs:
My current playlist: Jason Mraz - I'm yours, Band of Horses - No ones gonna Love you, Timbaland - If we meet again, Jay-Z - Empire State of Mind, Hedley - Perfect, Train - Soul Sista, Pete Murray - Opportunity, FM Static - Moment of Truth, Our Lady Peace - Dreamland, Eminem - Love the way you Lie
Favorite Movies:
Clerks 1 and 2, Mallrats, Dark Knight, Kung Fu Panda, TY for Smoking, Memento, Serenity, Gran Torino
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
One time, at band camp...
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Boracay.
Hobbies:
Masturbating and I am damn good at it
Talents:
Ventriloquism like farting
Perfect Mate:
Kaileah!
Perfect Date:
A perfect date would last 7 days, in a foreign country full of fun, food, drink and massage.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: Kaileah!
Turn offs: Bestiality (Dead animals only)
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm a quirk... Not queer, damn it! Quirk as in quirky!
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Kaileah
Kaileah
i'm going 3 for 3 now... 1st 5-star rating, 1st admirer, and now 1st comment! i think you're amazing babe. even if you ARE a bunny-humping, morbidly obese, undereducated, octogenarian dwarf 
you are numbah ONE in my book and i lubba you foreverz <3
you are numbah ONE in my book and i lubba you foreverz <3