Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Making me happy.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Computer, skrilla, pets in a jar, penguins, annnnd my puppy.
Favorite Books:
Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Wally Lamb, Charles Bukowski, Kurt Vonnegut, Dr. Suess, Shel Silverstein.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Take off my clothes on the internet.
Favorite Songs:
I like everything. I have such a great appreciation for people who make good noises to my ears, that I will listen to anything.
Favorite Movies:
Almost Famous, Horton Hears a Who, Seven, American History X, Happiness, Gummo. This is a long list.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Got born.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
On a beach.
Hobbies:
Being awesome.
Talents:
I can move both sides of my tongue independently.
Perfect Mate:
Preferably someone living and really, really, ridiculously good looking.
Perfect Date:
On a beach.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: Eyes, Teeth and hands
Turn offs: Idiocracy, deadness, poor grammar
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am fuckin awesome.