Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Isn't this a sexy kind of site...really? Do you really want my opinion on this? I'd love to play devil's advocate with you on this one...
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My doggie, laughter, sex toys, food, and water...in that order.
Favorite Books:
Water For Elephants
The Help
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Same as hobbies, no?
Favorite Songs:
Eclectic taste in music...varies from the '80s glam rock we are all ashamed of loving secretly, to the actually good stuff of Bob Dylan and the like, to Blue Rodeo and beyond!
Favorite Movies:
Spinal Tap
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
This question reminds me of Steve Martin...
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be having sex in space without the effects of gravity. Aww yeah. Astronaut sex. Yeah.
Hobbies:
This...right here. Sexy time. Yeah. Love it. Exhibitionists and voyeurs unite! There's more, but if you want to know, you should feel free to ask :)
Talents:
Ummm...I'm good at anything I set out to do - I apply myself!
Perfect Mate:
No such thing. Humans are not a monogamous species...therefore, we should have fun while we are here. You should be open and adventurous though. A flashy grin is always acceptable as well. Open for applicants....
Perfect Date:
What did you have in mind?
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: Love those smiles and jokes, I love C2C, my hitachi, and kisses on my neck. I love to hear your juicy taboo secrets too. Be relaxed and polite and comfortable in your own skin.
Turn Offs: Drugs, smoking, assholes (not literally...just the rude dudes), and belly button cheese.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
As if you don't already have enough reasons?
Nice bod? Check.
Great smile? Chickidy Check.
Adventurous? Double Check.
Smart? Bitch, please. Check.
Loyal and non-judgemental? Motherflippin Check all over that one.