Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Live, party, boobies.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My iphone, My ewok puppy - Sagan, Sonnybear, Orgasm and naps.
Favorite Books:
Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Choke - basically anything by Paliuhnuk (or Vonnegut). Articles about anything dangerous, nerdy and/or illegal. Comic books.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Masterbate. All day. Every day. Paint, Travel, laugh at dumb jokes and play Peggle. It's my recent nerd adventure. Peggle and Limbo.
Favorite Songs:
Brand New, The Postal Service, Alkaline trio, Rocky Votolato, Death Cab, Saves the day, The Get Up Kids, Taking Back Sunday, Anthony Green.
Favorite Movies:
Dangerous Lives of the Alter Boys, Donnie Darko, 16 Candles, The Breakfast Club, Ferris Buellers Day Off, A Clockwork Orange, Orange County, Wayne's World, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventue, Crash, Dazed and Confused, Detroit Rock City, Repo: The genetic Opera. Empire Records.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I've got a lot of great stories about countless crazy things that I've done. Ask me to tell you one or two sometime.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
The answer to this question is always this - My bed. I love smoking a bowl, surrounded by pillows and blankets with sweets and juice.
Hobbies:
Painting with Acrylics and Watercolors. Taking naps, reading books, cooking, baking, taking baths, talking trash, smoking weed.
Talents:
I can out-burp anyone - anywhere.
Perfect Mate:
Tall, dark, hairy. Funny, sensitive and confident.
Perfect Date:
Spicy tuna with spicy mayo for dinner, a walk with hand holding and cuddles on the couch to a dumb and preferably 90's movie.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Confidence, humor, nice teeth, big arms, nice cock yes yes yes.
Cigarettes, ignorance, big egos, disrespect and rudeness no no no.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm just a Canadian girl with heart shaped nipples and a bad attitude. You can get to know me or not - but if you choose to do so you'll find that I'm weird, horny pretty funny, if I do say so myself.