Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
life suxxx and then you kick the bucket, sorry there's no heaven (except for pets)
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
cold brew coffee, my Hitachi magic wand, mood stabilizers, my pets, carbs
Favorite Books:
The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald, One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, The Rules of Magic by Alice Hoffman, A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khaled Hosseini, Violet Bent Backwards Over the Grass by Lana Del Rey, Flux & Film for Her by Orion Carloto
Favorite Songs:
Lana Del Rey's whole discography, Best Coast's Crazy For You & The Only Place, Lorde's whole discography, Fleetwood Mac, Mitski, Arctic Monkeys, Amy Winehouse
Favorite Movies:
Penelope, Moonrise Kingdom, (500) Days of Summer, Practical Magic, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Almost Famous, Her
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Probably road head, I should stop risking that.
Hobbies:
gardening, rollerblading, writing poetry, singing, playing Starwdew Valley & ACNH, being a living breathing Sim
Talents:
consume large amounts of Coca-Cola, flexible, bilingual, gives amazing head
Perfect Date:
We get boba tea first then go thrifting for hours and you let me go through everyyyyy rack. Then we get amazing Italian food, I'm a real slut for a mean marinara. I'll even skip the garlic bread, just for you. We drive back to your place and I suck your soul out via my cock sucking skills. We watch Crazy Ex-Girlfriend until you can't stop cringing then we go in for round 2 and you fuck me until I can't stop cumming and squirting.
Turn Ons/Offs:
turn ons: big tits, redheads, girthy cocks, tattoos, older men, puffy nipples, anal play, being submissive, being spoiled.
turn OFFS: nunya beeswax
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm a real people pleaser.