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Profile Headline: Broke dick....no not that one!
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Username: Dick_Onakite
Gender: Male
Body Type: Little in the middle
Ethnicity: Various
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Hazel
Weight: 210 pounds
Height: 72 inches
Age: 38
City: Middle
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Straight
Smoke: Occasional
Drink: Occasional
Drugs: Experimented
Occupation/Major: Gimp
School: Soon
Favorite Food: Soba w/ Teriyaki
Pets: When I was a kid
About Me: Took a gunshot wound to the spine about 5 months ago, been in and out of different military hospitals and VA's since. Got medical in January, still stuck in a bed til April or May dealing w/ rehab. Note : In addition to my original childhood hatred of clowns, I can now add nurses/CNA's to this list. Funnier note: My best friend has been a CNA at a different VA hospital for the past 10 years.
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Five Things I Can't Live Without: Internets, something to read, good music,
Favorite Books: Book of the Five Rings, Sword and No Sword, Sword and the Chrysanthemum, Tales of the Twins, Wheel of Time
What I Like To Do For Fun: Read, be a smartass, mess with old emulators to make them even better...
Favorite Songs: Random
Favorite Movies: Ghost Dog
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: Sex in the Principal's office during first day assembly...with his daughter.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: anywhere else.
Hobbies: Nothing now except sitting here staring at the white walls, ugly CNA's, and my lappy.
Talents: Catching bullets with vital organs and/or bodily structures, counting just how many holes are in those foam blocks they use for ceilings, and this really neat trick, touching the bridge of my nose with my tongue.
Perfect Mate: Gamer, kinda 'geeky', smart, funny, and the cutest laugh.
Turn Ons/Offs: On's - Sense of humor, not afraid of physical contact Off's - Snobby, judgmental, super-low self-esteem (just pisses me off seeing that).
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: ...I got nothin.
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