Meaning of Life:
Sticking it to the man (figuratively).
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Nothing. Improvise, adapt, overcome.
Favorite Books:
War and Peace. Astonishing Tales of the Sea. Glamour magazine. Superman comics.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Get kicked in the nads.
Favorite Songs:
I only like one song... The Final Countdown by Europe.
Favorite Movies:
I like Blimp, CheckMate, Chunnel, Death Blow, The Other Side of Darkness, Prognosis Negative, Rochelle, Rochelle and Sack Lunch.
But my all time favorite movie is Street Kings 2: Motor City.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
This one time I stayed up past my bedtime.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Hobbies:
Pretend to be an architect. Eat BB. Tetris. Air Hockey. Beat up nerds. Support the team.
Talents:
I can spell SCHWARZENEGGER.
Perfect Mate:
A human female that can tolerate me. Someone with good punctuation. I like flowing, cascading hair. Thick lustrous hair is very important to me.
Perfect Date:
You know how they get animals to reproduce in captivity? They just put them in the same cage.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: Well, to be honest, that's really none of your business, but if pushed I would have to say pornography.
Turn offs: Flowers. Romantic walks. Chocolate.
I hate people who don't like the song The Final Countdown. You people should fucking die!!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
We can work together for a brighter tomorrow.