Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Mascara, dogs, Pink, glittery things, & fucking food dude
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I love swimming, getting my nails done (even though it takes forever & I hate sitting for that long), reading, & listening to music for hours on end while I stare at a ceiling
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
STORY TIME. So, my girlfriend knows this guys, they used to be best friends. I met him while working one day, & we made plans to hangout that evening at my house with my girlfriend. Now keep in mind, hes a hoe. Hes the King Hoe of Prince Hoes. So I go to his house, Im picking him up or whatever, & all of a sudden, Im in my thong laying on his bed & his tongue is IN MY FUCKING EAR, LIKE HE WAS TONGUE FUCKING MY EAR. All of a sudden, I hear the front door of his apartment open & im like, Who is that? He doesnt have roommates, no girlfriend (from what hes told me), so he tells me he didnt hear anything & all of a sudden, this girl BUSTS IN THROUGH THE BEDROOM DOOR & sees me & loses her mind on this guy. I get dressed, shes yelling, Did you pay her?! Like nah bitch, He should have though, fuck this! So I got home, tell my girl about what happened & she says, wanna go back & see how hes doing? Im like YASSS! Pro Tip: no one got good tea from just sitting around, sometimes you just gotta instigate. So we go back, were underneath his back patio. This bitch is chasing this guy with a knife, saying shes pregnant, all this nonsense, & then she leaves the apartment for a minute. So we go back in. I went off on him & said, Dude if you had a girlfriend, I wouldnt have even let you fuck me with your eyes, whats wrong with you? & hes terrified at this point but he says one of the most iconic things Ive ever heard, I MET HER ON TINDER A WEEK AGO. WERE JUST FUCKING. IDK WHATS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. It was a H I L A R I O U S night.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would love to be at Barnes & Noble with coffee right now.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I think Im a pretty good person! I mean if you tell me something along the lines of, I wanna buy this $5000 object, should I do it or no? Im gonna be your number one cheerleader & say yes! If you tell me, I like extra freaky deeky kink stuff! Im gonna say, Thats interesting, but also, this is a judge free zone, thats cool! & also, I think I have a wonderful laugh.