Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
In the grand scheme of the Universe, our lives are insignificant blips on the radar, except for to us. For us they are miraculous gifts. We should probably remember that more often, and treat them as such.
Favorite Books:
Too many...
A small sample: Jitterbug Perfume, Mists of Avalon, Lord of the Rings, American Psycho, All things Bukowski and Stephen King.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Play dress up, decorate, dance, trivia, cook, draw, misbehave, fuck
Favorite Songs:
Doom metal, grunge, American hardcore punk, dub reggae, blues, rock en espanol, early jazz, 80s modern rock, early 90s hip-hip, and 70's soft rock! Lol
Favorite Movies:
Desperado, Moonstruck, Blade Runner, Empire Strikes Back, The Unforgiven, Apocalypto, Marvel movies, and documentaries about crime!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Become a webcam model
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Sicily
Hobbies:
Rollerskating, bicycling, dancing, repurposing things, being crafty, bicycling, gardening, crocheting, Scrabble, board games that are hilarious, sewing, costuming, reading, writing and giving unqualified advice.
Talents:
Cooking, skating, MacGuyvering, shotgunning beers, haiku on the fly, regurgitating useless facts, amateur doctoring, fucking up a good thing
Perfect Mate:
Not wishy-washy, not afraid to boss me around, 100% in, loyal and trustworthy as fuck.
Perfect Date:
The conversation and laughter never stop. There's no pretense, and I'm made to feel comfortable immediately. The attraction is near perverse. I let my guard down. With those elements there, it doesn't matter where it takes place.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: Accountability, kindness, thoughtfulness, actions that speak louder than words, gardenias, clean sheets, warm weather, meteor showers, really good wine.
Turn offs: Liars, cowards, mean people, having my time wasted, having my integrity questioned, and gaslighting. Fuck that.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm the whole package. No exaggeration.