Dogpal
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Profile Headline:
im gonna tongue punch ya fart box
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About Me
Username:
Dogpal
Gender:
Male
Ethnicity:
Various
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Brown
Weight:
700 pounds
Height:
167 centimeters
Age:
42
City:
City of Abbrasive Cunts
Country:
Australia
Sexual Preference:
Bi-curious
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Occasionally
Marital Status:
Widowed
Occupation/Major:
Professional Fat Cunt
School:
College de Cuntass
Favorite Food:
Cunts
Pets:
Cuntfish
Automobile:
Cuntmobile
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
finding out how many midgets you can stuff into a phone box.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My hand, some lotion, a spatula, a box of kleenex and a picture of you.
Favorite Books:
anything that has the words 'pop' and 'up' in the subtitle.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
tuck my penis back to give myself a mangina, apply lipstick and ask myself if i would fuck me in the mirror to 'Goodbye Horses' by Q-Lazarus. I would fuck me. I would fuck me, hard.
Favorite Songs:
Itsy Bitsy Spider. Im a little teapot
Favorite Movies:
Bambi. It lures the young ones.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Invaded a country for their rich mineral and oil deposits, then slaughtering tens of thousands of the inhabitants and instilling my puppet government. I know, im crazy for using a government!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would be there, potentially doing that. 'That' being what meatloaf sung that he wouldnt do.
Hobbies:
loitering with a shifty gaze and dodgy moustache
Talents:
cleaning the bloodstains off the clown costume
Perfect Mate:
My left hand. My right hand cheats too much.
Perfect Date:
One that doesnt end in ritualistic slaughter or me paying for dinner.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn off's : Stupid people with big mouths. Turn on's: Stupid people with big mouths.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Im pretty much better than you in every single way.