Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
I'm not sure I'm qualified to opine on this issue... But in all honesty I continually refer back to Aristotle's Nicomachean Ethics. Perhaps unsurprisingly, I have a more hedonistic take on what it means to be virtuous.
Favorite Books:
Crime and Punishment, The Sisters Brothers, Daddy's Girl, Naming and Necessity, Garner's Modern English Usage (4th Edition), and everything Zadie Smith has written.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Get naked on the internet.
Favorite Movies:
Explicit.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
It depends who you ask.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Your bedroom.
Hobbies:
Getting naked on the internet.
Talents:
TBD.
Perfect Mate:
Also TBD.
Perfect Date:
Currently taking applications.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: respect, intelligence, empathy, large dilldos, crystal butt plugs, humour and not giving a f*ck.
Turn Offs: disrespect, stupidity, close mindedness, slow walkers, and sheep.
....Also, not getting paid.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm a very interesting person and life is short.