Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Meet animals; Laminate em.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Gatorade, internets, vitamins, stilettos, bubble baths
Favorite Books:
The House of the Spirits, Fight Club, Choke, The Infinite Plan, East of Eden, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Lolita, The Great Gatsby, Naked, American Psycho
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I masturbate. A LOT.
Favorite Songs:
Guns N' Roses, Ambulance LTD, Metric, Depeche Mode, Interpol, Ted Leo + The Pharmacists, Tears for Fears, Louis XIV, Peter Bjorn & John, She & Him, Smashing Pumpkins, Zero 7, Coldplay
Favorite Movies:
Amelie, Fight Club, Lolita (Adrian Lyne version), Shopgirl, American Psycho, American Beauty, I Shot Andy Warhol, Across the Universe, Taxi Driver, The Notorious Bettie Page, Casino, Scoop, Match Point, Goodfellas, Strange Than Fiction, Waiting..., Gran Torino, The Big Lebowski, Bronx Tale, Empire Records, V for Vendetta
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Had sex in a jail cell. Or that time I did it in a river in broad daylight. I've done one porn shoot for daredorm.com. It's called 'Celebration' if you want to look it up. Beware, it is awful.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Somewhere in the Carribbean.
Hobbies:
poledancing, coffee making, swimming, working out, going to Brewer games, playing softball, east coast swing dance, gardening, cooking/baking, fencing, camming, watching movies, pilates, downloading music, concerts
Talents:
I'm very flexible. I give great head.
Perfect Mate:
Scarlett Johansson
Perfect Date:
An awesome dinner with lots of laughter.
Turn Ons/Offs:
ONS:Chubby guys. Any type of nerd.
OFFS: Rude, disrespectful people. Cheapness. SHOW YOUR TITS! Bad spelling and grammar. Chat room abbreviations. People that can't spell intelligent.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
You will never meet anyone else quite like me.