Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. Fuck you
2. Really, fuck you
3. My friends and family :)
4. Music
5. I gotta have mFUCK YOU
Favorite Books:
The fuck you just call me?
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Hoodrat shit with my friends.
Favorite Songs:
That shit with Mary and the lamb. You know, Piano Man.
Favorite Movies:
In Diana Jones: The Temple of Poon
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
That dude from Dazed and Confused. The bitch with the long hair. What's his face... damn, dude, this is gonna bug me forever... No, not Affleck. That's a stupid fucking guess, idiot.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Uranus.
Hobbies:
Ass down, face up, pour some Pepto in my cup.
Talents:
Omnipotence and impotence, ebony and ivory.
Perfect Mate:
More like purrrfect hahahahahahaHAHAHAHA
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Perfect Date:
March 23rd, 1873
Turn Ons/Offs:
Cock fits under both categories.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am God. I am dog.