DrBeardocuda
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Profile Headline:
I'm just looking for someone to hold my butt.
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1 year ago
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About Me
Username:
DrBeardocuda
Gender:
TS/TV/TG
Body Type:
Little in the middle
Ethnicity:
Black
Hair:
Balding
Eyes:
Gray
Weight:
500 kilos
Height:
69 centimeters
Age:
54
City:
Buttfuck Boulevard
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Herb
Drink:
Heavy
Drugs:
Party
Marital Status:
Widowed
Occupation/Major:
Professional Faggot
School:
University of Hard Knocks
Favorite Food:
Dreams
Pets:
Your mother
Automobile:
Honda Odyssey... like you Odyssey this dick, nigga.
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. Fuck you
2. Really, fuck you
3. My friends and family :)
4. Music
5. I gotta have mFUCK YOU
Favorite Books:
The fuck you just call me?
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Hoodrat shit with my friends.
Favorite Songs:
That shit with Mary and the lamb. You know, Piano Man.
Favorite Movies:
In Diana Jones: The Temple of Poon
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
That dude from Dazed and Confused. The bitch with the long hair. What's his face... damn, dude, this is gonna bug me forever... No, not Affleck. That's a stupid fucking guess, idiot.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Uranus.
Hobbies:
Ass down, face up, pour some Pepto in my cup.
Talents:
Omnipotence and impotence, ebony and ivory.
Perfect Mate:
More like purrrfect hahahahahahaHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHahahHAHAHA
Perfect Date:
March 23rd, 1873
Turn Ons/Offs:
Cock fits under both categories.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am God. I am dog.
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killa_billa
Dr Beardo=Weirdo! Happy Birthday and go clean a dishes! haha fuckin love ya ! and all those words gonna tell you on da party with name 'BeardoWeirdo Clean a Dishes take off your top BITCH' hahaha ! mwah Always urs Dirt nasty !