Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1) People (but only the good ones) 2) Great food, 3) Live music 4) Sex 5) A sense of humor
Favorite Books:
Anything Hunter S Thompson. Any book written by someone who took acid with Hunter S Thompson, Reading Transcripts of US Senate Filibusters while on acid. Stephen Hawking - A Brief History of Time, Go The Fuck To Sleep, Heart of Darkness, Anything that a Creationist would want to burn, Books that make members of the Political Correctness Movement nervous.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Skinny skiing, attend bullfights on acid, stalking stalkers, Shaming Shamers, repairing the Death Star
Favorite Songs:
BB King, John Lee, Hooker, Albert King, RL Burnside, James Brown, P Funk, Meters, Led Zeppelin, Floyd, Santana, Clapton, Hendrix, Doors, SRV...many more in that genre Miles, Bird, Coltrane, Grateful Dead, Widespread Panic, Mule and the festivals that go with them, Marley, Toots, Tosh, Cliff. Been seeing a lot of metal shows lately as well, been great :)
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Please speak with my Attorney, Oscar Zeta Acosta (may be doing business as Dr. Gonzo)
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Everywhere
Hobbies:
Feeding arsenic to racists, Practicing Reincarnation, Teaching gymnastics to inanimate objects, helping members of Congress to focus on getting reelected and becoming wealthy rather than wasting time initiatives that benefit their constituents, Making homemade Klu Klux Klan robes and hoods infused with Bubonic plague and Ebola, Aborting members of Pro Life organizations, Using Hypnotism and Subliminal Suggestion induce an uncontrollable urge to suck cock by the hundreds in attendees of anti-gay rallies.
Talents:
Sarcasm, Confusing the Ignorant, Distance Urination. Avoiding Drama, Catching .50 caliber sniper rounds with my scrotum.
Perfect Mate:
Funny, Intelligent, Optimistic, Honest, Sexually Insatiable and Open minded, physically attractive, able to tolerate me, free of disease, and not found on sexual predator lists.
Perfect Date:
August 15th, 1969
Turn Ons/Offs:
On: Petite, I can't resist the redheads, intelligence, humor, good conversationalist, interested in life and having fun, honesty. Off: Stupidity, lack of sense, close minded, poor hygiene (especially involving the lady parts). Lying gets you fired.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm no longer contagious My semen will grant you immortality I will smite your enemies I can tell time and count to three I have a birthmark on my left ass cheek at looks exactly like Jesus (the one from Big Lebowski)