Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
to get as messy and as weird and as wild as i possibly can before the inevitable nuclear fall out.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
sex, delivery food, pink wine, when kittens give you little paw massages.
Favorite Books:
The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear by Walter Moers
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
i stole a cow once. i dont really like to talk about it.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
i hear Uruguay is nice this time of year.
Hobbies:
hula-hooping, knitting, crafts, dancing, reading, riding my bicycle, camping, pin ball, taxidermy
Talents:
i can make my tongue into a 3 leaf clover, i can do some cool things with dish soap, too.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: money, pain.
Turn Offs: feet, acting like you're smarter than me.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
i'm full of surprises.