Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Pick one:
a. 42
b. To live it
c. Enlightenment
d. To embrace our humanity
3. all of the above
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Sex, food, sleep, phone, human touch/cuddling, water.
(I can live without math/counting.)
(Relax, I'm kidding. Geeeeezzzzz.)
Favorite Books:
The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood
1984 by George Orwell
Sense & Sensibility by Jane Austen
Ivanhoe by Sir Walter Scott
The Gemma Doyle trilogy by Libba Bray
What I Like To Do For Fun:
See: hobbies.
No? Oh fine.
I like to play videos games, watch movies, have sex, go hiking, complain about shitty people, play board games, stalk people on the internet, cuddle, write about my life, listen to audio books and podcasts, make porn, kiss, go to the movies, argue about video game characters and story arcs, dream about traveling, fantasize about a better life, go on road trips, pee outside, lay around and do nothing...
Does that suffice?
Favorite Songs:
Pop, punk rawk, metal, hip-hop, acoustic, EDM, classical
Favorite Movies:
I can't think of any right now, but my favorite video game franchises are Dead Space, Elder Scrolls, Mass Effect, and Dragon Age.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Decide to start camming.
(But for real - I can't tell you. Sorry.)
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
The mountains, hiking.
Hobbies:
Getting attention, being worshipped, sex, rope play, making porn, yoga, Crossfit, dancing, writing, reading, roller derby, witchcraft, studying the occult, philosophizing about life, listening to audiobooks and podcasts...
Talents:
I can do this thing with my tongue (no, not THAT - but I can do that too), gymnastics, writing, speaking about sex & spirituality.
Perfect Mate:
I don't like the word perfect and I don't like the word mate BUT if I must...
I want a partner to share life with, and that definition changes day by day because life changes inexhaustibly...
Perfect Date:
24 hours of:
Sex, food, sex, food, cuddling, sex, food, water, toilet break, sex, cuddling, TV/movie/video game, sleep.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Fetishes and turn-ons:
* Lesbian porn
* Face sitting (but I hate 69)
* Tribbing and vibrators
* Massage
* Kissing, making out
* Rope play & restraint
* Sweaty men
* Men doing manual labor
* Hair pulling
* Impact play
* Degradation
* Face slapping
* Choking
* Big fat hard cocks
* Sucking and worshipping a nice big fat dick
* Licking and worshipping beautiful tits of all shapes and sizes
* Licking, sucking, worshipping beautiful tight pink pussies
* Ravishment roleplay & fantasy
* Red heads (but I love people of all hair colors! I just have a special spot for red heads - boys and girls)
I love both sexual & non-sexual play. I'm also a sucker for a great smile and intelligent, philosophical discussion.
Turn-offs:
Being pushy and aggressive
Not respecting me as a business person
Misogyny
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm fun, funny, unexpected, realistic but not cynical, sexy, smart. Basically, I can banter with you, flirt, dirty talk, and have an intellectual discussion all in 5 minutes. I realize I sound pretentious when I say this but it is the truth. I'm not super uber smart and I'm not as funny as Sarah Silverman (you probably don't like her anyway), but hey, I'm tolerable and not dumb as rocks.
Also, I had lots of success doing Facebook Lives and I love interacting with the camera and people on the other side of the internet, but unfortunately Facebook permanently deleted my account for unknown reasons after over 10 years and all attempts to make new accounts have failed. So maybe MFC will fulfill my need to be seen and heard.