Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
meaning of life is to just live, dude
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. pepsi
2. my playstation
3. vampires
4. the gremlin that lives under my bed
5. jake gyllenhaal
Favorite Books:
the harry potter series, the lovely bones, catcher in the rye, frankenstein, dracula
What I Like To Do For Fun:
i just like to drive around with my friends. maybe fuck around in walmart at 3am. buy an ugly yet fashionable sweater at a thrift store, and talk to you guys when i'm online~
Favorite Songs:
my chemical romance, modest mouse, tyler the creator, a tribe called quest, THE BEACH BOYS!!!, brockhampton, fall out boy, frank iero, joji, the strokes, teen suicide, the vaccines, etc etc. i usually let you know what i'm currently listening to when i'm online~
Favorite Movies:
SOOOO MANY!! mention movies/directors in chat if u want me to talk ur ear off.
favorite movie is without a doubt goodfellas. childhood fave is the wizard of oz.
some fave directors: wes anderson, paul thomas anderson, quentin tarentino, nicolas winding refn, robert eggars, & ari aster.
movies i'm currently obsessed with: hottie boomba lottie, midsommar
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
not totally crazy, but this year i took a spontaneous road trip to visit my wife, the ocean, at the break of dawn. got my car stuck in the sand. it totally ruled.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
i'd be on the beach
Hobbies:
watching movies, binge watching the office, hanging out with pepsi, thrift shopping, wandering around walmart with friends, collecting halloween themed junk.
Talents:
i'm double jointed in both elbows! but i don't think that's necessarily a talent...
Perfect Mate:
matt watson // sidenote: watch supermega on youtube xo
Perfect Date:
you pick me up in your kia sorrento. i get in. there's candles in the car. i say, "isn't that dangerous...?". you say, "yes...but i like danger". we go to my favorite restaurant and have an amazing meal. we come outside and see your car on fire. i see that you're not phased, and ask, "oh my god, you're not upset? your car's on fire!". you pull out a bag of marshmallows and two sticks. "no, i knew this would happen.". then you kiss me. in front of your burning car.
Turn Ons/Offs:
TURN ONS: biting, scratching, handcuffs, spanking, choking, hair pulling, flannel shirts, short skirts, thigh high socks
TURN OFFS: poor hygiene, arrogance, poor taste in movies
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
i'm funny sometimes and i'll show u my boobs