EmberSplendor
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Ember Splendor
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About Me
Username:
EmberSplendor
CamScore:
894
Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Slim/Petite
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Eyes:
Hazel
Weight:
119 pounds
Height:
62 inches
Age:
33
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Moderate
Drink:
Light
Drugs:
Occasionally
Occupation/Major:
PCA
Favorite Food:
Mom's Beef Stroganoff, Cereal, Salt and Caramel Ice Cream, Pasta w/ any non tomato based sauce, Squa
Pets:
3 kitties: Gracy and Dude are my tabbies and Rummy is my big black boy
Automobile:
smashed to hell in a spin/chrash out at the end of december :[
About Me:
I love cartoons, and I like real life. I hate zombies, If I ever met a real zombie I'd shoot it in the face. I also like puns a lot. If you've got a good pun in your arsenal, you can probably win my heart. My goal in life is to die knowing I lived.
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Meaning of Life:
Ask questions, Learn something, Live without fear, Love someone, Enjoy the small stuff as much as the big stuff, Experience things for yourself, Appreciate everyone and everything.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My phone, My kitties, My blankie, My Friends, My Sense of Self
Favorite Books:
I loved the Harry potter series. Other than that I'm a pretty random reader. The Sparrow I read last summer and that was pretty good.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Adventure is my go to answer for this. I'm up for anything as long as I have the resources. Life aint worth living if you aren't experiencing something.
Favorite Songs:
The Beatles, Pretty Lights, Beats Antique, Ludacris, White Stripes, 90s Pop, Queen, Ratatat, Decemberists, Vampire Weekend, Mumford and Sons, Kid Cudi, Flight of the Conchords, Tenacious D, Cake, The Fratellis
Favorite Movies:
Oh man so many. Waynes World, This is the End, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Hot Rod,Grandma's Boy, Tommy Boy. Sprited Away, Jurassic Park, Up, Monsters Inc, Kung Fu Panda, Moulin Rouge, Mulan, Hercules, Pride and Prej, LOTR/Hobbit, Trailer Park Boys, Tenacious D and the POD, Fight Club, A Knights Tale, Fear and Loathing in LV, Howls Moving Castle, Trainspotting, Requiem For a Dream, Mary Poppins, Across the Universe, TMNT original live action trilogy from the 90s, to name a few I like pretty much everything though except Horror and Gore.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Ran away to the east coast for a week. Stayed with a Japanese man who taught me a lot about sushi and sake. Then stayed with a Haitian woman who made me homemade Haitian food. Finally I was introduced to a 50-60 year old Irish couple who had a secret bar in their basement. We drank Jameson and various beers all night and they taught me drinking songs and regaled me with stories of their travels, before paying for my taxi to the airport and sending me off at my gate.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would be somewhere warm and beautiful with truly interesting people.
Hobbies:
Drawing, Painting my Nails, Smoking, Snowboarding, Swimming, Watching Movies and TV Shows, Science, Comedy, Cartoons
Talents:
Oh God, I don't know. I'm a pretty good whistler. I'm a good public speaker. I like to help people talk out problems. I can Hula Hoop pretty decently...Oh jeez these are really boring talents. LOL
Perfect Mate:
Funny, Honest, Sharp (wit and dress), Confident, Humble, Caring, Compassionate, Driven, Original, Likes Puns.
Perfect Date:
A loosely planned adventure through a city or trails in nature. Winging it you know? A celebration of spontaneity. I would want it to consist of a lot of stories about back story, a lot of snarky dialog, some good jokes, some silly jokes, some terrible jokes. Going to eat something I've never tried. One of those nights where you don't quite know how you got there when you are done. It's more about the person and the experience than the actual actions and activities you participate in.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Ons: Humor, Biting Wit i.e. giving and taking shit. Arm Muscles, Grab Ass, Play Wrestling. Biting, Dirty Talk, Being Lightly Dominated or Restrained, Unpredictability, Spontaneity , Having Center Stage (what can I say I'm a Leo)
Offs: Patronizing Douche Bags, Arrogance, Prejudice, Over the Top Racism, Homophobes, Being Ignored, Liars/Boasters. I dunno just don't be a prick
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I genuinely care about the people I know. I want to be a beacon in peoples lives, brightening every corner. I'm good for a laugh and I don't bullshit.
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durtee
i like !!!
Bigsizzle100
Amazing model! Sweet, sexy and humorous all in one glorious package.
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