Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My Toys
My Shower Head
My Clothes (I love playing dress-up)
Friends and family
New Pussy (There's Nothing Like It!)
Favorite Books:
Danny Champion Of The World
By: Roald Dahl
My Horizontal Life
By: Chelsea Handler
What I Like To Do For Fun:
EVERYONE I CAN!!! Hahahaha!
Favorite Songs:
I pretty much like all music and listen to a little of everything.
Favorite Movies:
Pulp Fiction
The Hangover
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Sex on a ferris wheel in Niagara Falls
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'll give you a hint... It's warm, shaved, pink and soon to be very very wet...
Hobbies:
Rugby
Stand-up / improv
Picking up guys and chicks
Partying
Ripping Phone Books In Half ;-)
Talents:
I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue
Eating pussy and sucking cock
Cooking
Cleaning
Perfect Mate:
Short, fat, bald with a tiny penis and tongue like a steam shovel and a REALLY hot girlfriend. ;-)
Perfect Date:
Something that I haven't done before.
I love trying new things.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons:
Sense of humour
Interesting conversationalist
Knows that as a woman I LOVE to be right
Good Hygiene
Turn Offs:
Assholes (The people, not the body parts)
Ignorance
Bullies
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm TOTALLY no fun at all and you won't enjoy your time with me in the slightest...
*GIANT GRIN*