About Me
Username:
FML_ImOnMFC
CamScore:
1411
Gender:
Female
Ethnicity:
Various
Hair:
Always Different
Eyes:
Blue
Weight:
119 pounds
Height:
68 inches
Age:
32
City:
Bullshit Mountain, USA
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Bisexual
Drugs:
Party
Occupation/Major:
Professional bad motherfucker
School:
The School of Hard Knocks
Favorite Food:
Beer
Pets:
Ocelot army
Automobile:
Pussy wagon
About Me:
I'm FML_ImOnMFC, also known as Bettie, also known as Bush Ross, also known as Dear Leader. I'm a recovering Catholic who's been on MFC since 2011. I currently live and work full-time on a small, sustainable farm in New Mexico and cam when I feel like it. I'm usually on in the evening to paint, complain, yell at people, smoke weed, drink beer, and earth-shattering orgasms reminiscent of Mt. Vesuvius.
I'm a simple girl, really, but here's a few things to know about my room:
*In case you didn't figure it out, I'm HAIRY AS FUCK. And I love it.
*I don't usually ban people. If someone's rude, I troll them until they leave. It's more fun for me that way.
*POLITICS ARE AWESOME TALK ABOUT THEM IN MY ROOM PLEASE.
*I sell mix CD's (222 tkns)! And worn panties (333 tkns)! And custom paintings (555 tkns)!
*I have a pretty disgusting sense of humor so if you're the type of person to be offended please spare yourself. I'm also a perverted fuck >:D
Tags:
Artist, Hairy, Boozer, Bitch, Insane, Domme, Painter, Rants, Croatian, Squat like Slav, Bush, Young, 420, Creamy, Natural, Squirt, Blue eyes, Long hair, Spanks, Dildo, Hitachi, Nipple clamps, Kinky, Thin
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Fair Bettie, please join us while we search for an abandoned cannabis crop.
(... where is your sexy bod?)
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Joining the CIA and becoming a CIA assassin is NOT a healthy life-style choice!
(... where is your sexy bod?)
... so, To the BirfDay Babe, ' Happy birthday!! ' (I hope you like white cake)
..., some Happy birthday!! cake for you <----Click this YouTube link
... part of my dream, back on Mon, Apr 13 2015, with you in it, ended up on YouTube
By any other word would be as sweet.
So MissBettie would, were she not MissBettie called,
Retain that dear perfection which she
Owns without that title.
..., I'm much obliged for such a pleasant stay. <----Click this YouTube link
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* Like To Get To Know You (HQ STEREO) * - Spanky and Our Gang