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FatandUgly
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Profile Headline: It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice!
Last Login: 9 months ago
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Username: FatandUgly
Gender: Male
Body Type: Large
Hair: Balding
Weight: 100 kilos
Height: 165 centimeters
Age: 43
City: Just a little town, near the water.
Country: Netherlands
Sexual Preference: Straight
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Non Drinker
Drugs: Never
Marital Status: Single
Occupation/Major: Lazy Pervert
School: Been there, done that. Wish i could do it again.
Favorite Food: Pizza and croissants and chocolate.
Pets: Nope
Automobile: German
About Me: I am fat, that is a fact. The ugly part of my name is something my mirror keeps telling me. I am also relatively poor and stupid. I am also getting bald. I like my penis though. I have a wonderful penis. My penis is adorable. My penis is only 10.8 centimetre (about 4 inches). Even though i have a small penis, i can truly say that, I love my penis. I really do. When my penis is sad, i am sad. When my penis is happy, i am happy. MFC makes my penis happy.
Tags: fat, ugly, dutch, chocolate, masturbator
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Meaning of Life: To live long and prosper.
Five Things I Can't Live Without: Chocolate, my computer, internet(porn), water and electricity.
Favorite Books: Favourite authors are Clive Cussler, Agatha Christie, Arthur Conan Doyle, Hans Christiaan Andersson and Jules Verne.
What I Like To Do For Fun: See hobbies. Duh.
Favorite Songs:
Favorite Movies: Lock stock and two smoking barrels, Boondock Saints, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, The last supper, Watchman, District 9, Labyrinth, The Neverending Story, most Star Trek movies, Star Wars movies, Monsters Inc., I like a lot of movies so i am just going to stop writing now.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: Masturbated while getting a haircut by a sexy blonde hairdresser, who was wearing a low cut, tight yellow top.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: Inside a vagina or asshole or mouth. Of a hot woman, ofcourse.
Hobbies: Masturbating, eating, masturbating, playing Star Trek Online, masturbating, reading, masturbating and going to the cinema. Oh, and did i mention MASTURBATING?!
Talents: Multiple orgasms. I once managed to give myself 5 orgasms within one hour.
Perfect Mate: Someone who is better than me in everyway, yet chooses to be submissive to me. Also it would be nice if she was really rich and dont mind sharing her money with me.
Perfect Date: A date where the girl treats me like a prince and pays for everything and still has sex with me.
Turn Ons/Offs: Turn on = Chocolate. When there is chocolate around i just cant focus, i will just peek at the chocolate when i think nobody is looking and i would want to eat it. Turn off = Looking at myself in the mirror.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: Knowing me will make you feel better about yourself.
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PetitePinkie
Hi there, It was good to see you in this month. Have a great weekend. And might see you next time.
chandx7
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Atmosphera
Foofoo! Happy New Year! Soon, we will start our resolution together! Be ready! Lots of kisses!
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