Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To live a sad and disappointing life in a world where nobody cares then die and be forgotten. Or you could try to make the best of it, I dunno.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. My dog, 2. Weed, 3. 3. Books, 4. Water, 5. Air
Favorite Books:
The Electric Kool Aid Acid Test - Tom Wolfe, The Dharma Bums - Jack Kerouac, El Borbah - Charles Burns, Dismantling America - Thomas Sowell, The Death Ray - Daniel Clowes, Robert Crumb's America - Robert Crumb, 20th Century 8-Ball - Daniel Clowes, Portrait of an Artist as a Young #$%@ - Art Spiegalman, Xed Out - Charles Burns, Nothing to Envy - Barbara Demick, Madwoman of the Sacred Heart - Jodorowsky Moebius, etc.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I watch North Korean propaganda videos on Youtube, read books about how the world is fucked, get pierced in weird places, read about serial killers and weird murders online, make freaky art (mostly charcoal), sprint with my dog around the track, watch disturbing horror movies, and drink lots of coffee.
Favorite Songs:
Hefner, CAKE, Of Montreal, Th' Legendary Shack Shakers, David Bowie, Arcade Fire, Skip James, Andrew Bird's Bowl of Fire, Looper, The White Stripes, etc. (basically anything having to do with Satan or hipsters, really)
Favorite Movies:
Heavy Traffic, Coonskin, Fritz the Cat - Ralph Bakshi, The Graduate - Mike Nichols, A Boy and His Dog - L.Q. Jones, Tiny Furniture - Lena Dunham, Cat Soup - Tetsuo Sato, Perfect Blue - Satoshi Kon, SLC Punk - James Merendino, etc.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
One time I smoked a cigarette right in front of my school in 7th grade. I got caught but totally worth it! I'm bad to the bone.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
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Hobbies:
Painting, internet stripping, reading, walking my dog, hanging out with my dog, acting like a cat.
Talents:
RATES
Friend Request: I will add anybody who buys lots of privates or tips alot. :)
E-Mail: 200 tokens! Please actually have intelligent stuff to say. We can shoot the shit.
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Perfect Mate:
My perfect guy would be Niles Crane from Frasier. Nerdy, skinny, intelligent, slightly snarky, neurotic, and well-dressed. In real life, though, I tend to be drawn to all sorts of people. Comic book artists are always hot in my book (depending on what they draw, of course). I like mohawks and long hair, artists of all kinds. I really like self-confident, independent guys who can hold their own in any conversation, esp. in politics and world events. I tend to gravitate towards smug 'assholes,' which really means brutally honest, self-assured men. I like a guy who challenges me and isn't afraid to be a little mean.
Perfect Date:
Sitting on the couch smoking a bowl and watching weird movies.
Turn Ons/Offs:
I like self-confidence, independence, intelligence, being well-read, open-mindedness, success, good taste, good health. It takes a certain kind of guy to handle me, so I appreciate strength and even being a little intimidating. This does not mean those bullshit PUA moves that you dumb asses like to pull. I do not like idiots, dependent guys, clingyness, whining, superficial guys, and basically all those other unattractive features people tend to hate.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because I'm probably the coolest girl you'll ever meet and also I'm hot and crave attention.