Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
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Five Things I Can't Live Without:
i would say internet i guess, but i would just find ways to live without it if i needed to hahaa i guess computer but i can always find a way to entertain myself even if its with the simplest of things
Favorite Books:
graphic novels, hitchhikers guide, comics, dantes inferno, aliens v predator novels lol
scifi stuff in general.
im a huge nerd
What I Like To Do For Fun:
RE:hobbies (lol i reread that and thought it said hobbits)
Favorite Songs:
-i like nearly everything. i can mumble and half sing the FUCK out of any song haha
-i like to scream songs that are ment to be screamed, usully losing my voice in the process for a day or so lol.
-tolerate rap.
-hate 'twangy' country.
Favorite Movies:
in no certain order *deep breath*
-fifth element labyrinth officespace dogma orange county idiocracy (GO AWAY BAITIN!) boondock saints1 and 2 fifth fucking element nightmare before christmas wall-e princess bride labyrinth memento the specials se7en hitchhikers guide labyrinth rocky horror machine girl(or any over the top japanese movie) any and all zombies/robots/batmans/monty pythons/star wars/star treks/super hero movie you can think of *passes the fuck out*
theres more but i ran out of breath
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
lololol ive had my moments :
-decided it would be a good idea to move to maryland to live with the girl of my dreams (whom i met on wow ;D ), after 8 months she didnt feel the same way as me, so im back in texas. lol beat that
-i like to yell really loud and make obnoxious noises when im walking around a house by myself/in a car by myself.. i think that is pretty "crazy" lol
- driving and almost getting thrown out of an armored car (twice hahaahah)
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
eattin my pb and j bday cake toast :D
Hobbies:
video games, not sleeping, art, watching tv/movies, computers
.. mostly video games though
Talents:
i ate a forth of a big lous 42" pizza.
fuck you. i win. pics later.
uhhh my shoulder blades are double jointed lets see what else.... i have a remarkable gift of remembering useless information but not remembering helpful/important things haha
i am cute (that was a joke im just funny :D)
Perfect Mate:
MUST HAVE HUMORRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
same/similar interests are a plus but if they can just tolerate me being annoying/nerding the fuck out that is enough haha
(dark hair prefered)
Perfect Date:
one that is just the right amount of awkward and fun- preferably just relaxing and watchin a movie/playin a game (RE:hobbies lol)
Turn Ons/Offs:
turn ons- humor, tattoos, dark hair, but short tall tiny-boob big-boob no boob butt no butt whatev, its all good really
turn offs- lack of common sense, HOT PINEAPPLES VOMIT, wanting me to shave my beard (ill do it sometimes.. but there will be a silent grudge there haha)
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
i am one of the most fun/weird/awkward peoples you will ever meet.
...once i get used to you lol