Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Whatever you decide it is
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
air, water, food, my vape, and dick
Favorite Books:
Are self-help books sexy?
What I Like To Do For Fun:
your sister
Favorite Songs:
Bohemian Rhapsody
Favorite Movies:
I Origins
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Depends on the kind of crazy you wanna hear about..
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
its probably where I am now, in my bed but I guess a beach would be cool too.
Hobbies:
Piano, off-roading, camping, serving cunt
Talents:
I can control my eyes individually like a chameleon. I learned how as a child from re-enacting "Stewart" from MadTV too often. (look what I can do!)
Perfect Mate:
your sister
Perfect Date:
Someone assertive who can decide where to fucking eat.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Strong communication! I love someone good with words and asking questions! The better the emotional intimacy, the better the attraction.
Turn offs, lack of humor
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm down to earth and love to make people laugh