Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Fuck if I know.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
O2, H2O, food, Coreg (my heart medicine), my cat.
Favorite Books:
Lord of the Rings, John Ringo, Pat McManus... honestly, I have so many I couldn't begin to list them all.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Ride my bike, shoot, play computer games.
Favorite Songs:
Virtually everything except emo, (c)rap, dance, techno, house, rave, death metal. My tastes range from Chris Botti to Within Temptation to Regina Spektor, from Dave Matthews to Lady Antebellum. Lately I have been completely addicted to The Gaslight Anthem, the best band you've never heard of.
Favorite Movies:
Star Wars, Star Trek IV, VI-X, Man on Fire, Stardust, Serenity, Ratatouille, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, about a million others. I like Disney movies.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Took topless pictures of MelissaM34G in our hotel room, then did not jerk off for over a week afterward.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
My fantasy forest-garden permaculture cat ranch, where I breed Bengannahs, Ocigals, Savicats and Ocivannahgals
Hobbies:
Cooking, light gunsmithing, sewing, leatherworking
Talents:
I can take off my underwear without removing my pants.
Perfect Mate:
Anybody wanna lend me $1000?
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Perfect Date:
isn't defined by an activity but how you feel when you're with the other person.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn-ons: tiny (heightwise), red hair, freckles, monster (but shapely) boobs, curves, cuddly, sweet, kind, Sir-Mix-A-Lot worthy booty, girls having orgasms, the more the better (orgasm overload), tied up titties as long as they're not turning purple, double penetration, pinkness, strategically located piercings.
things that turn me Off: Visible ribs/hips, bitchiness, fakeness, stupidity, pointless/unwarranted insecurity and body image issues, smoking, latex, leather (sometimes), seeing people I care about in pain, seeing strangers in pain (usually),
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm secretly kind of awesome.