Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
There are so many individuals that are caught up in whether someone is doing the right or wrong thing. The idea of "right and wrong" is relative to what an individual grew up with. One has to do the things one believes in, through years of experience, in order to be a happy person. I think we all will find out this mysterious, grand plan when we die. I wish people would stop being douche bags to other people that disagree with them. Enjoy life. It may be shorter than one thinks.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My Baby,
Conversation,
Technology,
Cute clothes, and
All the things I like that I can't think of right now (that counts as one, right?)
Favorite Books:
Harlan Coben always intrigued me. I have no specific genre. (as is with most things that I enjoy) I prefer anything that catches my interest.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
This changes on a day to day basis. I will say that doing things with people I really enjoy makes those usually boring activities much better.
Favorite Songs:
My first favorite artist as a child was Jewel Kilcher. Who will save your soul? Among many others... I could go on and on about music I enjoy. One thing I will say: the lyrics must speak volumes about how life really is.
Favorite Movies:
It needs to catch my interest. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Blue Velvet, (most things David Lynch) The waitress, etc. Again...anything interesting.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I haven't done a lot of "crazy" things. When I worked at a convenience store, a female, regular customer approached me. She asked me to come over later and hang out with her and her hub. I agreed, regardless of the rumors that the same couple got into a violent, police involved fight in our parking lot. They were fun enough upon arriving to their house, applauding my vocal skills on the video game "Rock Band". We smoked cigarettes and got drunk on their front porch. They told me later on that evening that they desired a girlfriend. I made out with her and her significant other. Beyond that, I'm not entirely sure what went on. I was in their bed at one point, and I know she spread me wide open and licked my dirty snatch like no tomorrow. I wish I could remember it more correctly because as I write this, I wish more than anything to be back there and more coherent. I was in a bad relationship then with no car. They dropped me off and my former boyfriend and I's condo and pleaded with me (after meeting him) to leave and come be with them. I never saw them again. I will miss you, Ashley.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Lying in someone's arms, eager with sexual desire. Then fucking like rabbits.
Hobbies:
I love to sing. I love to dance (Zumba is a regular 'thing' for me)I like to drink (alcoholic beverages) and dance. I like to fish. I like to watch captivating television shows. I engage myself in anything interesting. At the same time, however, I do partake in the refined art that is being lazy ;)
Talents:
As stated above, I can sing. (So I've been told) I can do that on request. I have been told I am funny. I have been told I am weird. I have been told a lot of things. You may just have to find out my additional talents on your own.
Perfect Mate:
I will try not to be too cliche' here. You need to make me laugh but not just any kind of laugh. Be clever. You cannot have a secret life. I guess that would suck. I am always looking for meaning in life, but not the, "go to church, love Jesus, and hate everyone," meaning that many people around me seem to think is the way to eternal bliss.
Perfect Date:
If we could venture out to a body of water and enjoy a picnic off a dock/pier where few congregate, I would be in heaven. Yes, I am ridiculous at times.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: bend my ass (strong inflection on the word 'ass') over the arm of your couch, and lick me where the good lord split me from the back to front, and stick that dirty tongue deep in my little, unadulterated asshole.
Turn Offs: Please don't smell bad. That is a huge turn off for me. And don't be overly corny with your "sexual noises." That is silly.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm quirky and fun, and you are sure to enjoy yourself when you spend time with me ;)