Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Getting Schwifty.
Favorite Books:
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
Sphere.
Dr. Suss.
Isaac Asimov.
Favorite Songs:
Bluegrass.
Punk.
Folk.
Classics.
Favorite Movies:
OldBoy.
Martyrs.
Harold and Maude.
Beauty and the Beast.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I don't have time to make that list and you wouldn't want to know anyway.
Hobbies:
Music.
Sex.
Art.
Outdoors.
Dogs.
Sideshow.
Talents:
Flexibility.
Singing/playing.
Falling down the stairs.
Comedy.
Perfect Mate:
Shapeshifting goblin king.
Perfect Date:
Shapeshifting Goblin King and I fall down the stairs.
Turn Ons/Offs:
I'm into:
Bondage.
Domination/Submission.
Masochist.
My feet.
GFE.
Blowjobs.
Cock.
Pussy.
Men in panties.
Clowns.
Toys toys toys.
Some anal.
And much more. Don't be afraid to ask.
There are certain things I am into but are limited due to health issues. Like anal for example. I have a disorder where all the tissue in my body is too delicate. So I have to be careful.
Things I'm not into:
Disrespect.
Bigotry.
No poo. Nothing to do with children or animals. And so on, you get the picture.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
You think you can handle me.