Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
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Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My Dog
Diet Coke
Smart Conversation
Headphones
Jokes
Favorite Books:
Anything by Agatha Christie, anything by Sarah Vowell, long boring history books mostly about the Revolutionary Period, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Dark Tower Series, The Stormlight Archive, The Wheel of Time Series, Wuthering Heights (or any Victorian novel, really). Anything Sci-Fi, especially looooooong series!
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Play movie drinking game with friends. You basically put on a horrible movie and MST3K it while getting uproariously drunk. Piranha 3D if you're looking for a movie to kick it off.
Crochet, watch TV, hang out with friends, go to the bar by myself and flirt.
Favorite Songs:
Janelle Monae, Chloe x Halle, Sharon Van Etten, Raphael Saadiq, Fiona Apple, Pharrell, Kendrick Lamar, The Decemberists, Hamilton, Santigold, Motown, R&B, Indie Pop. And Phish. Definitely Phish.
Favorite Movies:
The Way we Were, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Birdcage, A League of Their Own, Gone with the Wind, Fried Green Tomatoes, Friday, Super Troopers.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Skydiving. I know it's a lame answer, but I can't think of anything crazier than jumping out of a plane. I got kicked out of a bar for having sex in the bathroom, but that's not really crazy for me.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Somewhere warm!! Preferable Isla Mujeres off the coast of Cancun.
Hobbies:
Crocheting, binge watching, reading, writing, cooking/baking, getting dressed up and getting into trouble!
Talents:
Moderate basketball player, good shower singer, cooking, baking, flexibility.
Perfect Mate:
Confident, calm and collected. Gainfully employed, nice to their mother, self-reliant, likes my dog and compliments me a lot!
Perfect Date:
Going to a fabulous dinner, having a few cocktails and some dancing afterwards, then back home to listen to some music and see where the night takes us.
Turn Ons/Offs:
On:
Smart
Confident
Sense of humor
Knowing you're sexy
Offs:
High maintenance
Easily offended
Republicans!
Jealousy
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I will make you laugh! And cum! I'm not self-conscious at all, can laugh at myself, but also know how to be incredible sexy.