Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To annoy as many people as possible in the little time we have here.
Favorite Books:
ones with pictures
Favorite Movies:
Casino, Godfather
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Where I am, Not where you are.
Hobbies:
just a girlfriend
Talents:
turning oxygen into carbon.
Perfect Mate:
A dead one with a 7 figure life insurance policy in my name
Perfect Date:
Feed me, Put out, Get out.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
you think that is a good idea?