Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Sorry, I would have to kill you after I tell you the answer.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
coffee, comics, video games, my sex toys, and air.
Favorite Books:
Too many to list.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Gettin' your rocks off.
Favorite Songs:
My Pandora station....
Favorite Movies:
Batman: Under the Red Hood, Mallrats, Clerks, Clerks 2, Zak and Miri make a Porno, Chasing Amy, The Expendables 1&2, 300, Demolition Man, Rambo: First Blood, LotR series, Iron Man series, DBZ: Tree of Might, PotC series, Sweeny Todd, Cats Don't Dance, Pulp Fiction, SLC Punk, Tank Girl, To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Adams Family, Men in Tights, Blazing Saddles, and a lot more stuff...
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Made a beer truck tip over and survive.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
it would be faceplanted in Jess's crotch.
Hobbies:
Masturbation, drawing, being a smart ass.
Talents:
Singing horribly.
Perfect Mate:
Two-dimensional
Perfect Date:
Kung-fu fighting.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn-on's: Dirty talking, breath play, doggy style fucking, exhibitionism. nipple play, ass/clit spankings, biting, being fucked while wearing thigh highs, oral receiving/giving, fantasy erotic roleplaying, whip cream.
Turn-off's: rude behavior.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because I'm me.