Interests & Hobbies
Favorite Books:
Yes! Bukowski, Burroughs, Kerouac, Plath and other people who I only refer to by their last name.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I one time joined this site where the objective is to show my snatch to people for money.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Somewhere where I don't speak the language.
Talents:
The other day I attempted to make an omelet and I burned it. So not that.
Perfect Mate:
Someone with the humor of Louis C.K., the mind of Woody Allen, and Looks of Robert Redford circa 1965.
Perfect Date:
Gee, I don't know. Disneyland? Yes, Disneyland.