Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Pledge allegience to the struggle.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Chapstick, internet access, hair dryer, a stabby knife, and clean underwear.
Favorite Books:
I'm currently reading 'America's Most Hated Woman The Life and Gruesome Death of Madalyn Murray O'Hair.'
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Fill out profiles on the internet.
Favorite Songs:
Little bit of everything except country. When I take over the world, that's getting banned. Mostly I listen to punk/ska, older hip hop. If it came out after 2006 it's probably horrible..
Favorite Movies:
Howard the Duck.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Is this being recorded?
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In bed.
Talents:
I swear a lot.
Perfect Mate:
Drives. Holy shit, I am sick of broke ass dudes who need me to take them places.
Perfect Date:
One where I'm not driving, obviously.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Making out. Seriously. Why do guys think a girl is just ON by you touching her crotch? Foreplay is a must. Don't be lazy.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I watched too much TV growing up and have spent half my life being an internet nerd so if you make a popculture reference I'll probably get it and you'll instantly feel validated.